thisisalex | (no subject)

goosemods

Lol I went back and forth ALL DAY YESTERDAY on whether or not I wanted to play a school game, because I am old and crotchety and sometimes I just want to shove kids off their skateboards what is wrong with me, but then I joked about ripping off another pet personality and then I did it.

So Nathaniel Bird (tentative journal

flyover) is a neurotic redneck genius, like the blue heeler I used to have, because not only are my pets the absolute best but I am VERY PROTECTIVE of my hicks. Ebonhide, senior, dairy farmer. He is probably trying to do something to combine magic with ~sustainable agriculture~ but I get BORING AF when I talk about ag (hey guys who wants to talk about reforming farm subsidies and federally regulating milk prices? NOT ME, THAT’S FOR DAMN SURE.) so I’m not even going to get into that rn.

I kind of wanted him to be a coastal redneck (like me ok stfu) but then I picked the journal ~flyover because HIS LAST NAME IS BIRD? but now he kind of has to be from a flyover state, so he’s from…somewhere. idk man there is a shitload of farmland in the middle of this country to choose from.

But now my next big problem is PB. Not only do I not know all of these little tiny baby children under 25, but young redneck PBs are QUITE HARD to find boo hiss. Esp bc I don't want cowboy, so not a bunch of cowboy hats and jingling spurs. When he's home he's more likely to be working on an engine or out in the field moving irrigation than playing rodeo games. The frontrunner rn is Baylor Barnes who wears woodland camo and goes hunting and that is very important, but there is also a problem in that I kind of want to punch his face. Tbf though I think I’m going to want to punch the faces of many of these PBs (bc I am a grumpy old lady who crochets and theorizes about what’s wrong with these damn millennials) so you know whatever. NEW FAVE: Josh Hutcherson in Unnecessary Remake the movie.