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thisisalex) wrote2016-08-05 07:45 am
thisisalex) wrote2016-08-05 07:45 am
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The main reason I want to do this meme is because it's in all caps.
GIVE ME THE NAME OF ONE OF MY CHARACTERS (PAST, PRESENT OR PSL!), AND I WILL TELL YOU THREE REASONS WHY IT WOULD BE TERRIBLE TO DATE THEM, HAVE SEX WITH THEM, AND/OR BE IN A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM.
Also I have been out of it as fuck these last couple days and I've been trying to keep up but lol I don't organize my life, so if I seem to have forgotten about a thing I said I'd do or a log we're in, EMAIL ME A REMINDER PLS. BE BOLD. DON'T LET ME FORGET ABOUT YOU.
GIVE ME THE NAME OF ONE OF MY CHARACTERS (PAST, PRESENT OR PSL!), AND I WILL TELL YOU THREE REASONS WHY IT WOULD BE TERRIBLE TO DATE THEM, HAVE SEX WITH THEM, AND/OR BE IN A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM.
Also I have been out of it as fuck these last couple days and I've been trying to keep up but lol I don't organize my life, so if I seem to have forgotten about a thing I said I'd do or a log we're in, EMAIL ME A REMINDER PLS. BE BOLD. DON'T LET ME FORGET ABOUT YOU.
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SEX: He's almost 101 years old YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE OVER A CENTURY OLD. UNLESS THAT'S, LIKE, YOUR THING? and in that case, he's grumpy and you would have to have very grumpy sex. he would probably write you a letter later criticizing the sex.
DATING: lmao you know he's a dick to waiters. omg and he's so set in his ways that he would only want to go to one of two or three restaurants, where he's gruff with the server and leaves a shitty tip and embarrasses the shit out of his date.
LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP: his way of showing love is BEING GRUMPY and ARGUING WITH YOU and if you were a muggle and only lived to 80 maybe that would be okay, but can you imagine putting up with that shit for a century? DEAR GOD, IT IS EXHAUSTING.
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