thisisalex: (raab himself//god what a dork)
this is not alex ([personal profile] thisisalex) wrote2007-12-30 12:51 am

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Oh god I forgot how much I love Zacharias. Though I'm not sure how much longer I can defend this boy's heterosexuality after this latest "what's the correct plural of penis?" obsession.

[identity profile] raptor.insanejournal.com 2007-12-31 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
DEAR, DEAR, I'VE MADE THE MOST WONDERFUL DISCOVERY!*
WHAT IS IT, DEAR?
DEAR, I'VE INVENTED THE TELEPHONE!
THE TELEPHONE, DEAR?
DEAR, YOU CAN HEAR PEOPLE THROUGH EAR PIECES AND SPEAK TO THEM AND
... STUFF IT, WINDBAG.
and mr. bell didn't have sex for three whole months.


*bullshit, you patent-stealing brantford ho.