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Oh god I forgot how much I love Zacharias. Though I'm not sure how much longer I can defend this boy's heterosexuality after this latest "what's the correct plural of penis?" obsession.

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HI, ALIXZ. Did you know that Alexander Graham Bell invented the metal detector to find the bullet in President Garfield's body when he was assassinated? IT DIDN'T WORK, THOUGH, because Garfield was lying on a metal bed. Although they could have just moved him to some other bed. I'm not really sure why they didn't think of that. I HAVE A MINI-POSTER OF BELL AND HIS WIFE IN MY ROOM. His wife was deaf and her name was Mabel.

I love you. So much.

DEAR, DEAR, I'VE MADE THE MOST WONDERFUL DISCOVERY!*
WHAT IS IT, DEAR?
DEAR, I'VE INVENTED THE TELEPHONE!
THE TELEPHONE, DEAR?
DEAR, YOU CAN HEAR PEOPLE THROUGH EAR PIECES AND SPEAK TO THEM AND
... STUFF IT, WINDBAG.
and mr. bell didn't have sex for three whole months.

*bullshit, you patent-stealing brantford ho.

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