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[thisisalex]

Give me one of my characters and one of the following letters, and I'll give you:

(a) three facts about them from my personal headcanon.
(b) a reason I find them fun or interesting to play.
(c) five things that I'd like to see happen to them.
(d) three people that I might ship that character with and why.

Comments

[aeris.insanejournal.com]

stubby and C

stubbins

[thisisalex]

FIVE IS A DIFFICULT NUMBER

1. get yelled at/get in a fight with a former hobgoblin. preferably in a public setting. like at a secret show that i made half a poster for already. hint hint nudge nudge cheryl.
2. GET LAID, HOMEY. while reasonably sober. or at least sober enough to remember it.
3. platonically cuddle with maddy. for, like, so many reasons. including the fact that, as a lady gay, there's no awkward ~sexual chemistry~, she's almost an entire foot shorter than him but she would 112% be the big spoon, and she's an awk fan of his that calls him by his full name (OMG HI STUBBYBOARDMAN?)
4. try to quit the painkillers.
5. fail miserably.
BONUS 6. repeat as necessary

Re: stubbins

[aeris.insanejournal.com]

aaaaaaaaa godddddd, i want billy to cuddle maddy too now. i'm weak for height differences.

TINY LADY JETPACKS.

Re: stubbins

[thisisalex]

their gay ol' day totally turned into awkward 3-way cuddling

Re: stubbins

[aeris.insanejournal.com]

billy would just make it uncomfortable by flirting with them both. then lock them into place with his arms so they can't escape his love.

Re: stubbins

[iliekrp.insanejournal.com]

MADDY WELL CUDDLE ALL Y'ALL TALL AWKWARD FUCKS.

[sassylime.insanejournal.com]

STUBBY D

STUBBY D

[thisisalex]

1) BILLY
2) MORGANA
3) BILLY AND MORGANA TOGETHER

or. ummmmmmmmm. what i would fucking LOVE is for there to be a female ex-hobgoblin, and i would be so down with a shipping line with that shit.

can i just

[aeris.insanejournal.com]

[thisisalex]

[sassylime.insanejournal.com]

CASH C

CASH C

[thisisalex]

1. Falsely accused of something. Order or DE, idc, I could honestly work it either way. I have actually played him as being imperiused and Marked to basically smear his name and I LOVED IT I WANNA DO MORE OF IT.
2. Promote him. Not because he'd like it, but because he'd haaaaate it, but he can't bring himself to turn down a promotion.
3. have to arrest one of his brothers. esp the oldest brother.
4. Hurt the shit outta him. I'm always beatin that motherfucker up.
5. oh yeah get back together with kirsty. but that's essentially a foregone conclusion.

Re: CASH C

[c-sands.insanejournal.com]

4. We need to get Team Badass in some fight. WHY DOES THE WAR HAVE TO BE OVER AND THEY'RE STUCK WITH INTERVIEWS AND PAPERWORK?!

(They're so the type to excel during times of war too)

Re: CASH C

[snoopdoge.insanejournal.com]

RIGHT? WE DO. THEY NEED SOMETHING. team badass are wartime aurors, what use are they behind a desk.

CASH C

[sassylime.insanejournal.com]

1. Imperius plots are amazing anyway (I did one with Meaghan once) but being falsely accused sounds super fun too. I hope you get to do this!
5. I'm kind of surprised they're not back together already! Though I'm enjoying reading their awkwardness.

[sassylime.insanejournal.com]

PAN A

PAN A

[thisisalex]

1. Her dad has a garden to grow high quality potions ingredients, and he planted a tree each for her and her brothers. I may or may not have imagined a scene in which, on the day she dies, he goes into the garden and sees that all the leaves fell off her tree and then he knows something is wrong.
2. She loves kids. Fucking loves them. She wants to have a bunch, but she's also super worried about something happening to one of those kids, so she's just like, k, i'm gonna try and not fuck this kid up or let her die, then maybe i can think about more kids.
3. She asked Xeno to marry her.

PAN A (whoops, html)

[sassylime.insanejournal.com]

1. That is the saddest thing ever.
2. Wait no, this is the saddest thing ever. She'll never have anymore kids. :(
3. Nice, way to flip the script, Pan!

I wish I had more -- like, any -- interaction with her, but maybe with my third character? She's the same year.

[iliekrp.insanejournal.com]

CASH, A

[thisisalex]

OH MY GOODNESS I DID NOT EXPECT THIS

so the three i was thinking of you already knew (color blind, invited into the order but turned it down, surprisingly enlightened bc he's basically just my SUPER IRISH side coming out), SO I HAD TO THINK OF ONES YOU DIDN'T KNOW.

1. Drives a car and owns a tv and shit because he's a punk ass bitch. The more he realized the people at school didn't like anything Muggle-related, the more he was like, "HAHA FUCK Y'ALL I'M MUGGLE AS FUCK." But he wrecks his car all the time because he never really learned how to drive.
2. He and Moody were always keeping score of who saved who's ass, who owed who a favor, etc. When Moody died, Cash was one down, so now he Owes Him One, and now he's like wtf, GODDAMMIT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY THIS BACK?
3. He honestly thinks he's just going to die in the field. That is his actual retirement plan. He's just gearing up for the big boss battle at the end of his career, and he's like, Welp, I don't know how to fight boss battles, this is 1982 and video games aren't very sophisticated yet, so I'm going to die.

STUBBY A

[iliekrp.insanejournal.com]

^

STUBBY A

[thisisalex]

1. Homeboy is in a lot of debt. Like, a CRIPPLING AMOUNT of debt. He might have been famous, but he didn’t make that much money because record companies are notorious shits, and he has a drug addiction to support. He’s that guy with like 19 different credit cards with varying states of overdue balances. If he got his inheritance right now, it would probably barely even cover the amount of debt he’s in. And he’ll never ask for that money because that is almost EXACTLY WHAT HIS MOTHER DID (except he came back from the States with a drug addiction instead of a child), and he can’t stop thinking about how he grew up barely knowing her and yet ended up following in her footsteps so fucking closely.

2. He plays…hang on let me count. 6 instruments. Guitar, bass, piano, violin, drums, ukulele. Piano and violin lessons when he was a kid, his uncle got him started on guitar, taught himself bass and uke because they’re not that different from guitar, and he’s not an accomplished drummer with complicated time signatures and drum fills and shit, but he can hop on a kit and provide a solid back beat if necessary.

3. He was in New York when John Lennon was shot and that freaked him out. He hadn’t even been in the US that long, and then BRITISH EX-PAT MUSICIAN WHO BROKE UP HIS BAND WAS SHOT AND KILLED, OH GOD. But it’s more than just that he ~related~ to Lennon, it was just fucking surreal, and for, like, a week he felt like instant kindred with any other Brit he met.

[iliekrp.insanejournal.com]

ILU STUBS

[littleshop.insanejournal.com]

I also stole this meme and I think everybody already did all the things BUT IDEFC

Pan - C
Cash - D WITH THE CAVEAT THAT HE CAN'T PICK KIRSTY

CASH D

[thisisalex]

OH GOD YOU PICKED THE HARDEST ONES. the only way i can do this one is if i completely disregard sexual orientations bc cash is the least romantic creature ever.

1. MADSSSssss. They can yell at each other and punch each other and Maddy can force him to shower while he bullies her for being small.
2. Ramsay can be his sugar daddy.
3. WATCH ME CHEAT AND SAY MOODY. bc now i have all this headcanon for their partnership, and they bickered like an old married couple but were also in sync af. which as we all know is like half a step away from fucking.