thisisalex: (bmc//the distant future)
this is not alex ([personal profile] thisisalex) wrote2016-05-22 01:05 pm

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You guys, I need Hobgoblins @ Rennervate. Someone has to be mad at Stubs for fucking off from their band right as they were on the brink of superstardom. Bassist, drummer, rhythm guitarist, tambourine player, idfc, i just need you.

Don't know who to PB? I'll help you. Want to PB the backup singer from a small band that broke up 8 years ago? I will make your icons.

I'm basically saying, I will be your bitch, just come yell at Bret McKenzie. You know you wanna.

[identity profile] skeptomai.insanejournal.com 2016-05-23 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
PETIE-PIE, I HAVE SOMEONE SMALLER THAN YOU TO BULLY

[identity profile] iliekrp.insanejournal.com 2016-05-23 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
This is a sales pitch isn't it.

[identity profile] iliekrp.insanejournal.com 2016-05-23 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
STOP WITH YOUR SAD SOGGY SHOWERS, THEY DON'T EVEN HELP.

[identity profile] aladdinvein.insanejournal.com 2016-05-23 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I HAVE TO CLEAN OFF THE SHAME AND SADNESS

[identity profile] aladdinvein.insanejournal.com 2016-05-23 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Cheryl you don't have a choice anymore. I've already attached myself to the idea of us playing our dogs together. I'VE IMPRINTED ON IT.

[identity profile] sassylime.insanejournal.com 2016-05-24 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
AHAHAAHA WQHAT

NO NO SERIOUSLY THIS IS AMAZING

[identity profile] aladdinvein.insanejournal.com 2016-05-24 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
SHE HAS TO DO IT. My dog is a jittery dachshund mix who shies away from affection the second he asks for it. Her dog is a loud, stubborn asshole dachshund mix who starts fights but then runs away from them.

MAKE HER DO IT.