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[thisisalex]

Alex's Fourth Annual Candy Advent Calendar Hunt is a failure.

Why must I constantly be denied such cheap chocolatey goodness?

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[goodpilgrim.insanejournal.com]

I thought of you today when I went to the grocery store and didn't see any advent calendars! I wonder...if I hadn't invoked your (unlucky in regard to advent calendars) name, would I have found any?

[thisisalex]

My curse, she spreads!

[thisisalex]

Megan, when I see Elvis Costello, I think of you now. And when Costello's not looking, I'm gonna punch him in the back of the head.

[thisisalex]

Did I say Elvis Costello? I meant Declan MacManus, international art thief.

[goodpilgrim.insanejournal.com]

I absolutely need to go rewatch that episode now.

[macguffin.insanejournal.com]

SHOOT, WE FORGOT TO GET THOSE.

I WILL CALL A FAMILY MEETING TOMORROW AND INFORM MY PARENTS.

(Shut up YOUR face!)

[macguffin.insanejournal.com]

And to that little voice in my head telling me that my sister works at Godiva and brings us home free samples three times a week, I can only say: Shuttup-a you face.

[macguffin.insanejournal.com]

And to that little voice in my head telling me that I should stop trying to force a Simpsons reference into every comment I make to Alixz, I can only say: You, sir, are worse than Hitler.

[thisisalex]

IF YOU FIND ONE, TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT IT.

[macguffin.insanejournal.com]

SRY, MUST HOARD.

[thisisalex]

EVERYBODY STOP SAYING HOARD.

[macguffin.insanejournal.com]

I WOULDN'T WORRY IF I WERE YOU. Any chocolate calendars I find will probably be in some magical Canadian store you've never even heard of.

And never will.

[macguffin.insanejournal.com]

IT HAS COME TO PASS. The magical Canadian store was Shoppers Drug Mart. And the chocolate calendars were LINDT chocolate calendars. Lindt.

[macguffin.insanejournal.com]

BTW, thought you might enjoy this.