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thisisalex) wrote2009-10-17 02:59 am
thisisalex) wrote2009-10-17 02:59 am
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OH HAI I AM SPAMMING YOU. I really just didn't want to have to unscreen comments and whatnot, and I realized people would probably want their phone numbers screened, ja? ANYWAYS, I stole Katie's ad libbed rules to the iTunes meme. SUCK IT.
Also, I think everyone needs to know that I got the Jackass Lost Tapes today and I am so happy omg I already watched everything there was to watch on it. bbfry&dung&thor&maddy&wampa (hai we pb all of jackass) are so cute and skinny.
And I had a deaf customer at work today. I was able to sign a little with her once I figured out why she wasn't talking to me. It was good! I hope she comes back so I can, like... practice signing with her. I NEED SOMEONE TO PRACTICE WITH OKAY.
*50 songs, I list the first few lines
*You guess. And you don't cheat. No google, no going to my last.fm, no asking someone. Just... guess if you know it. God is watching. And every time you cheat you make Baby Jesus cry. Remember that.
*First come, first serve. Meaning if you came to this late and even if you didn't read any of the other guesses... I'm not going to count your guess if someone got there first.
*If you only get half the answer I'll give you half the credit.
*If the song title was in the first line I instead used the second. I'll put this [] before the lyric so you know I skipped a line.
Example:I am colorblind [] coffee black and egg whitemi
*No artist repeats Yeah, no, I had some repeats. Not many, just on a few because I had so many songs by that specific artist that it was impossible NOT to have a repeat or five.
*If a song is a cover, I'll accept the original singer and/or the cover artist
And now you guys get to know how bad my music is... and at least one of them I know NO ONE WILL GET BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS THIS PERSON, but I needed to include it. Though I did show enough willpower to skip over one entirely in Finnish. Are you proud of me? I am.
1. So you [title] a gangsta, tell me just one thing. What you know about being a hard man, your mum buys your bling. Your pocket's gettin' bigger but you couldn't pull the trigger if you need to 'cause you haven't got it, so you might as well quit.
2. [title], beam by beam, hand in hand, we built this dream. Now you're wreckin' this home, and you're doin' it [title].
3.[]Well, you know, we all wanna change the world. - Revolution - The Beatles - ![[insanejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/ij-userinfo.gif)
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4.Should've known how hard it is to stop tearing each other apart. Separating souls entwined in all these labrynthine lies. - Cyanide Sun - HIM - maybemaybe
5.If it's a true that a rich man leads a sad life, that's what they say, from day to day. - I'm Not Down - The Clash - goodpilgrim
6. Show your face, don't hide, take off your mask now, underneath is a deep dark secret. Take me for a ride upon your white horse, take your love, 'cause I don't wanna keep it.
7.Oh, my baby baby, I love you more than I can tell. I don't think I can live without you, and I know that I never will. Oh, my baby baby, I want you so it scares me to death. I can't say anymore that I love you, everything else is a waste of breath. - I Want You - Elvis Costello - goodpilgrim
8.[Title], won't you tell me your name? [Title], let me jump in your game. - Hello, I Love You - sarcastium - The Doors - vyvyanbasterd
9.[]Here we are, I'm empty. I fear my heart is turning black tonight, save me. - Sky Is Falling - Aiden - maybemaybe
10. Once I thought that love was something I could never do, never knew that I could feel this much. But this yearning in the deep part of my heart for you is more than a reaction to your touch.
11. So set your phasers on kill if ya will, so catch the feeling. Got your head a-pumping a back and forth until it hits the ceiling, now I'm wheeling and dealing, stealing Johnny's apple seeds.
12. I could write my name by the age of three, and I don't need anyone to cut my meat for me. I'm a big girl now, see my big girl shoes, it'll take more than just a breeze to make me [title in the next line, sorry] Ingrid Michaelson -goodpilgrim
13.It was 700 fenceposts from your place to ours, and neither one of us was old enough to own a car. Sometimes it was rainin', sometimes it would shine, but we wore out that gravel road between your house and mine. - Meet In the Middle - Diamond Rio - goodpilgrim
14.The name's Poochie D, and I rock the telly! - Poochie's Rap - Poochie - macguffin
15. Don't wait too long. Well, his chance was lost. He stood his feet outside where we are right now. I can't wait too long. So what. She's shy and gonna die.
16. When comes the shaking man, a nation in his eyes. Striped with blood and emblazed tattoo, streaking cathedral spire.
17.Every single day when I walk down the street I hear people say, "Baby so sweet." - Take Me or Leave Me - RENT (I actually have the version of Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka singing it, it makes me lol)
18.I saw the truth, mom's a whore. I saw the mark as she passed through the door. - Bliss - Aiden - maybemaybe
19.I give her all my love, that's all I do. - And I Love Her - The Beatles - macguffin
20. You give this way more thought than this deserves, you say as I tell you about my fear of rejection. I wouldn't know better than to get scared, 'cause since we've met we've had this great connection.
21. I've seen you in the mirror, when the story began, and I fell in love with you, I love your mortal sin. Your brains are locked away, but I love your company, I'll only ever leave you when you've got no money. I got no emotions for anybody else, you better understand I'm in love with myself, my beautiful self.
22. The lights were hot, and the beer was not, and the band was playing loud. The house was full, but her eyes pulled me right across the crowd. And I said, how's a guy like me supposed to get to know you? And she said, not so fast, let me show you.
23.[Title], little darling, it's been a long, cold lonely winter. - Here Comes the Sun - The Beatles - macguffin
24. As your bony fingers close around me, long and spindly, death becomes me, heaven can you see what I see? Hey, you pale and sickly child, you're death and living reconciled, been walking home a crooked mile.
25. [Title], pick up all the pieces of your broken heart, you don't have to worry, she don't care no more, she ain't there no more. Hit the wall, 'cause no one you can call is gonna ease your pain, so take your torn umbrella out into the rain, [title].
26. Standing in a field of three leaf clovers, waiting for the rain to pass over, and no rainbows on my shoulder, just the weight of walking day to day, nothing shiny coming along the way. Then I saw you and I reached out, ain't no more blue, now I understand.
27.Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me. - Fuck the Pain Away - Peaches - maybemaybe
28. He could see the storm clouds rollin' across the hill, he barely beat the rain in from the field. And between the backdoor slamming he heard him say, damn the rain and damn this wasted day. But she'd been waiting for this day for oh, so long. She was standing in the kitchen with nothing but her apron on
29. Like forks calling knives across sands of flags, [title] keeps calling me back. Well she runs like a cheetah and melts fire when she sings, how I long to be dwarfed by her watery wings.
30.Navy pier at Christmas you can go at 3 AM, there will be no one. The ferris wheel still turns, as though it's a popular attraction still, and when the songs slowly play through the old broken PA, [title]. - New Heart for Christmas - Kill Hannah - maybemaybe
31. I can hardly bear the sight of lipstick on the cigarettes there in the ashtray, lyin' cold the way you left them, but at least your lips caressed them while you packed. And a lip ring on a half-filled cup of coffee that you poured and didn't drink, but at least you thought you wanted it.
32.The world's on fire, so wrap me in your napalm blanket. - Last Man on Earth - Schoolyard Heroes - maybemaybe
33. He left me crying late one Sunday night outside of Boulder, he said he had to find himself out on the road. I guess when love goes wrong, you've gotta learn to be strong.
34. Sittin' on a barstool, acting like a durn fool, that's what I'm a-doin' today. Sittin' here drinkin', tryin' to keep from thinkin', I'm a-boozin' my troubles away.
35. Afraid to break a hidden rule that would make you believe that I don't love you anymore. Afraid to do some unconscious things that would make you believe that I don't trust you anymore.
36. [Title], I'm someone who loves her enough to walk away from you. I'd never cheat, I'd never lie, [title].
37. Next time out to sea, bring enough soul to bury me, for I don't want my final jig in the belly of a squid. Take my trousers, take my shirt, just give me that sweet dirt, for the water's cold and grim and I never did learn to swim.
38. Unfolding enveloping missiles of soul recall senses sadly. Mirage like soft blue like lanterns below to light the way gladly. Whether whistling heaven's clouds disappear where the wind withers memory, whether whiteness whisks soft shadows away.
39.Look at these people, amazing how sheep'll show up for the slaughter. - Slipping - Dr. Horrible - goodpilgrim
40.It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking from the dark. - Thriller - Michael Jackson - vyvyanbasterd
41.[][]They got kicked in the head.[] - All My Friends Are Dead - Turbonegro - maybemaybe
42.Look inside, look inside your tiny little mind. Now look a bit harder. - Fuck You Very Much - Lily Allen - maybemaybe
43. She'll come, she'll go, she'll lay belief on you. Skin sweet with musky odor, the [partial title] from another [rest of the title]. Cologne she'll wear, Silver and Americard, she'll drive your beetle car and beat you down at cool Canasta.
44.Big orange ball sinkin' in the water, toes in the sand, couldn't get much hotter. Little umbrella-shaded margaritas, coconut oil tannin' senoritas, oh now I know how Jimmy Buffett feels. - How Forever Feels - Kenny Chesney - goodpilgrim
45.Czolgosz, workin' man, born in the middle of Michigan! - Ballad of Czolgosz - Assassins - goodpilgrim
46. Turn me up in the headphones, been a lot of cheap talk, but I rock still. From the streets of Shanghai back to Knoxville, sittin' high on a mountain top, holdin' shop, spreadin' the good news. Been a lotta false prophets and quick hits, and a lotta unamerican bullshit, but the time has come to settle and the devil's gonna make you choose.
47. Yeah, the whole town came out to watch the day they paved the parking lot. Somebody hung a ribbon up, and then they cut it down. And that big [title] they put up on that sign put innocence in all our lives. We could see its neon light from half a mile out.
48.[Title], don't you know I've come a long, long way. I been longin' to see her, when she's around she takes my blues away, sweet [partial title], the sunlight surely hurts my eyes. - My Maria - Brooks & Dunn - goodpilgrim
49. When I'm walkin' these streets, and I'm countin' my steps, and I'm draggin' my feet, 'cause I ain't ready yet to start all over again. 'Cause every time that I do, [title]. Well, you broke my heart, and it healed all right, now we're far apart and I don't lie awake at night.
50.Alone again tonight without someone to love, stars are shinin' bright, so one more wish goes up. Oh I wish I may, and I wish with all my might, for the love I'm dreaming of and missing in my life. You'd think that I could find a true love of my own, it happens all the time to people that I know. - Someone Else's Star - Bryan White - goodpilgrim
Also, I think everyone needs to know that I got the Jackass Lost Tapes today and I am so happy omg I already watched everything there was to watch on it. bbfry&dung&thor&maddy&wampa (hai we pb all of jackass) are so cute and skinny.
And I had a deaf customer at work today. I was able to sign a little with her once I figured out why she wasn't talking to me. It was good! I hope she comes back so I can, like... practice signing with her. I NEED SOMEONE TO PRACTICE WITH OKAY.
*50 songs, I list the first few lines
*You guess. And you don't cheat. No google, no going to my last.fm, no asking someone. Just... guess if you know it. God is watching. And every time you cheat you make Baby Jesus cry. Remember that.
*First come, first serve. Meaning if you came to this late and even if you didn't read any of the other guesses... I'm not going to count your guess if someone got there first.
*If you only get half the answer I'll give you half the credit.
*If the song title was in the first line I instead used the second. I'll put this [] before the lyric so you know I skipped a line.
Example:
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*If a song is a cover, I'll accept the original singer and/or the cover artist
And now you guys get to know how bad my music is... and at least one of them I know NO ONE WILL GET BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS THIS PERSON, but I needed to include it. Though I did show enough willpower to skip over one entirely in Finnish. Are you proud of me? I am.
1. So you [title] a gangsta, tell me just one thing. What you know about being a hard man, your mum buys your bling. Your pocket's gettin' bigger but you couldn't pull the trigger if you need to 'cause you haven't got it, so you might as well quit.
2. [title], beam by beam, hand in hand, we built this dream. Now you're wreckin' this home, and you're doin' it [title].
3.
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maybemaybe5.
goodpilgrim6. Show your face, don't hide, take off your mask now, underneath is a deep dark secret. Take me for a ride upon your white horse, take your love, 'cause I don't wanna keep it.
7.
goodpilgrim8.
sarcastium - The Doors - vyvyanbasterd9.
maybemaybe10. Once I thought that love was something I could never do, never knew that I could feel this much. But this yearning in the deep part of my heart for you is more than a reaction to your touch.
11. So set your phasers on kill if ya will, so catch the feeling. Got your head a-pumping a back and forth until it hits the ceiling, now I'm wheeling and dealing, stealing Johnny's apple seeds.
12. I could write my name by the age of three, and I don't need anyone to cut my meat for me. I'm a big girl now, see my big girl shoes, it'll take more than just a breeze to make me [title in the next line, sorry] Ingrid Michaelson -
goodpilgrim13.
goodpilgrim14.
macguffin15. Don't wait too long. Well, his chance was lost. He stood his feet outside where we are right now. I can't wait too long. So what. She's shy and gonna die.
16. When comes the shaking man, a nation in his eyes. Striped with blood and emblazed tattoo, streaking cathedral spire.
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18.
maybemaybe19.
macguffin20. You give this way more thought than this deserves, you say as I tell you about my fear of rejection. I wouldn't know better than to get scared, 'cause since we've met we've had this great connection.
21. I've seen you in the mirror, when the story began, and I fell in love with you, I love your mortal sin. Your brains are locked away, but I love your company, I'll only ever leave you when you've got no money. I got no emotions for anybody else, you better understand I'm in love with myself, my beautiful self.
22. The lights were hot, and the beer was not, and the band was playing loud. The house was full, but her eyes pulled me right across the crowd. And I said, how's a guy like me supposed to get to know you? And she said, not so fast, let me show you.
23.
macguffin24. As your bony fingers close around me, long and spindly, death becomes me, heaven can you see what I see? Hey, you pale and sickly child, you're death and living reconciled, been walking home a crooked mile.
25. [Title], pick up all the pieces of your broken heart, you don't have to worry, she don't care no more, she ain't there no more. Hit the wall, 'cause no one you can call is gonna ease your pain, so take your torn umbrella out into the rain, [title].
26. Standing in a field of three leaf clovers, waiting for the rain to pass over, and no rainbows on my shoulder, just the weight of walking day to day, nothing shiny coming along the way. Then I saw you and I reached out, ain't no more blue, now I understand.
27.
maybemaybe28. He could see the storm clouds rollin' across the hill, he barely beat the rain in from the field. And between the backdoor slamming he heard him say, damn the rain and damn this wasted day. But she'd been waiting for this day for oh, so long. She was standing in the kitchen with nothing but her apron on
29. Like forks calling knives across sands of flags, [title] keeps calling me back. Well she runs like a cheetah and melts fire when she sings, how I long to be dwarfed by her watery wings.
30.
maybemaybe31. I can hardly bear the sight of lipstick on the cigarettes there in the ashtray, lyin' cold the way you left them, but at least your lips caressed them while you packed. And a lip ring on a half-filled cup of coffee that you poured and didn't drink, but at least you thought you wanted it.
32.
maybemaybe33. He left me crying late one Sunday night outside of Boulder, he said he had to find himself out on the road. I guess when love goes wrong, you've gotta learn to be strong.
34. Sittin' on a barstool, acting like a durn fool, that's what I'm a-doin' today. Sittin' here drinkin', tryin' to keep from thinkin', I'm a-boozin' my troubles away.
35. Afraid to break a hidden rule that would make you believe that I don't love you anymore. Afraid to do some unconscious things that would make you believe that I don't trust you anymore.
36. [Title], I'm someone who loves her enough to walk away from you. I'd never cheat, I'd never lie, [title].
37. Next time out to sea, bring enough soul to bury me, for I don't want my final jig in the belly of a squid. Take my trousers, take my shirt, just give me that sweet dirt, for the water's cold and grim and I never did learn to swim.
38. Unfolding enveloping missiles of soul recall senses sadly. Mirage like soft blue like lanterns below to light the way gladly. Whether whistling heaven's clouds disappear where the wind withers memory, whether whiteness whisks soft shadows away.
39.
goodpilgrim40.
vyvyanbasterd41.
maybemaybe42.
maybemaybe43. She'll come, she'll go, she'll lay belief on you. Skin sweet with musky odor, the [partial title] from another [rest of the title]. Cologne she'll wear, Silver and Americard, she'll drive your beetle car and beat you down at cool Canasta.
44.
goodpilgrim45.
goodpilgrim46. Turn me up in the headphones, been a lot of cheap talk, but I rock still. From the streets of Shanghai back to Knoxville, sittin' high on a mountain top, holdin' shop, spreadin' the good news. Been a lotta false prophets and quick hits, and a lotta unamerican bullshit, but the time has come to settle and the devil's gonna make you choose.
47. Yeah, the whole town came out to watch the day they paved the parking lot. Somebody hung a ribbon up, and then they cut it down. And that big [title] they put up on that sign put innocence in all our lives. We could see its neon light from half a mile out.
48.
goodpilgrim49. When I'm walkin' these streets, and I'm countin' my steps, and I'm draggin' my feet, 'cause I ain't ready yet to start all over again. 'Cause every time that I do, [title]. Well, you broke my heart, and it healed all right, now we're far apart and I don't lie awake at night.
50.
goodpilgrim
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41. All my Friends Are Dead by Turbonegro? (I think thats who sung it)
18. Bliss by Aiden
27. Fuck the Pain Away by Peaches
32. Last Man on Earth by Schoolyard Heroes
I'm sure i know more but I'm sleepy.
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42. Fuck you Lily Allen
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Every day when you're walking down the street
Everybody that you meet
Has an original point of view
And I say HEY! (etc.)
19. And I Love Her
23. Here Comes the Sun
27. ...WHAT
34. I don't know, but this one made me laugh.
42. So did this one.
45. IDK, BUT MEGAN HAS PLAYED A CHARACTER NAMED CZOLGOSZ.
48. Ugh, this one is going to bother me until I remember it.
SURPRISE SURPRISE, the only ones I got were the Beatles ones. :-/
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Czeslaw. Czolgosz was the guy who assassinated President McKinley, and Herman is the only assassin I'd ever play! (And Herman's only a wannabe assassin, anyway.)
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Speaking of crazy (and wonderful) Polish names, though, my favourite is that of Krzysztof Kieslowski. For ages I was pronouncing it "ker-ZEE-sztoff kee-ess-LOW-ski" (and probably making an idiot out of myself) until I found out that it's actually pronounced "k'shish-tuff keesh-LOVE-ski". I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.
I think everyone should have a cool Polish name, regardless of their ancestry. Like, they wouldn't need to make it their first or last name, they could just sort of slide it into the middle so it'd just be a pleasant surprise every now and then.
AND THE ARTISTS
23. The Beatles
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They fight and bite and bite! (And bark!)
Fight bite bark! (Woof woof woof!)
It's the Itchy and Scratchy (and Poochie) Show!
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I'M HALF JOE CAMEL AND A THIRD FONZARELLI.
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I'M A RAPPIN' SURFER. YOU THE FOOL I PITY.
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12. It's an Ingrid Michaelson song
13. It's a Diamond Rio song. Or possibly Little Texas. I tend to get those two confused. But I think it's Diamond Rio, because I can hear the rest of the song in my head, but not enough to remember the words.
17. Rent, "Take Me or Leave Me"
39. Dr. Horrible, "Slipping"
45. Assassins, "Ballad of Czolgosz"
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ps please share the Jackass Lost Tapes :( thank you.
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I would if I could. =\ EVERYONE NEEDS IT.
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7. Elvis Costello, "I Want You" !
48. Brooks & Dunn, "My Maria" !
50. Bryan White, "Someone Else's Star" !
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