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this is not alex ([personal profile] thisisalex) wrote2008-10-24 02:35 pm

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This is mainly for Emma's benefit.



Full uncensored video for Beautiful Loser is at the beginning, and I was terribly disappointed to discover that Burton's naked man is not actually naked. Victory just censored it before to tease us, I guess. I was so excited that Burton was in front of a naked guy in an S&M club, too.


We open with Burton spilling all the sordid details to his therapist. While dressed to the nines. I think he and Julian were playing dress up. "It was awful!" he says. "I just wanted to go get burgers!"


Several days earlier. Burton had nothing to do that day, so he, being the splendid husband he is, decided to meet Liz for lunch. As he was waiting for her, very patiently, a couple of Liz's employees started to talk to him. Simple questions, small talk, friendly talk, very flirty, but Burton was used to flirty.


Then things started to get a little too friendly and flirty. As you can see from his face, right about there, Burton began to realize the VC girls weren't just being nice to him to suck up to the boss's husband.


There was no hope! Burton wouldn't hit a woman, and there were so many of them, with whips and chains and leashes. He would never get out alive. Surely, Liz would be out soon. So Burton braced himself. Can you see the look of fear in his eyes? That's because he's silently pleading for some sort of reprieve from this hell.


Screw that silent crap! Burton started to shout for help. Oh Burton, don't you know that in the VC no one can hear you scream? There was no hope for Burton, he was about to get gang raped by a bunch of VC girls. But hey, it might not be all bad! Ask Merton how it turned out for him.


In the end, Burton clearly gave up all hope as the VC girls gagged him with his own shirt. Fade to an ominous black.


Days later, Burton reviews the tape of what just happened for the first time. Even he was kind of shocked by the outcome.

[identity profile] cataclysm.insanejournal.com 2008-10-24 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh dear lord that was amazing.

[identity profile] cataclysm.insanejournal.com 2008-10-25 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
ALL WAS AMAZING.