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thisisalex) wrote2008-03-23 03:52 am
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http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2008/02/the_police_elvi.html
02.14.08 The Police confirm North American tour extension in 2008. Presented by CitiĀ® The Police will be joined on the tour by special guest Elvis Costello and the Imposters...
I think I figured it out. Some time during SA, Paul McCartney and Sting teamed up. Paul distracted Herman, teasing him by staying alive and living nearby, and, while Herman was plotting his demise and standing outside Paul's house with a scythe and a black cloak, Sting stole his lute, which they believed were the secret to his powers. Or just to be dicks.
And now Herman's determined to get it back. With a vengeance.
And that's terrible.
02.14.08 The Police confirm North American tour extension in 2008. Presented by CitiĀ® The Police will be joined on the tour by special guest Elvis Costello and the Imposters...
I think I figured it out. Some time during SA, Paul McCartney and Sting teamed up. Paul distracted Herman, teasing him by staying alive and living nearby, and, while Herman was plotting his demise and standing outside Paul's house with a scythe and a black cloak, Sting stole his lute, which they believed were the secret to his powers. Or just to be dicks.
And now Herman's determined to get it back. With a vengeance.
And that's terrible.

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And, um, I would like to see this movie. Many times.
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I considered making that my Script Frenzy project instead. Screw you Burton, I have to write about Sting and Paul McCartney teaming up to take out one disgruntled lutenist.
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DO IT.
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But I also like watching people run into walls and getting dicks branded on their ass.
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And I kind of love that quote from that link: "Someone should clip Sting round the head and tell him to stop singing in that ridiculous Jamaican accent." Okay, so nose issues aside, Elvis Costello works as a Herman PB. XD
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