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[thisisalex]

lmao i just lost my cell phone. who wants to be the hero who calls and saves it? my mom just said "no mas!" which means no mas alcohol for the alexi who was trying to be sober while her mother was awake but shall continue to be drunk after her mother goes to sleep in ten...nine...eight...we shall see. I need to find my cell phone. i have very important texts to send.

oh god no one tag me while i'm in this state for the love of god. burton badly wants to thread with fry in ireland with the ira but i'm srsly heading him off because my GOD am i drunk i love crown royal so much. EMMA GET ONLINE QUICKLY BEFORE I START A BURTON/FRY IRA IN IRELAND THREAD AND SO WE CAN JUST CHAD DRUNKENLY OR YOU CAN PUT UP WITH MY DRUNKENNESS OR SOMETHING OMG I NEED MY ONLINE FRIENDS TO STOP ME YAY!

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[macguffin.insanejournal.com]

I WOULD GET ONLINE TO STOP YOU but I am "busy" "working" on my "essay." "Very hard."

[thisisalex]

WORK HARD ON THAT ESSAY SUNNI. I DON'T WANT YOU TO FAIL OUT OF UNI OR SOMETHING, LIKE MOST OF THE KIDS I WAS JUST DISCUSSING WITH MY MOTHER WHILE TRYING TO BE SOBER WHO HAD BEEN SHELTERED ALL THEIR LIVES BUT THEN WENT "OMG. FREEDOM! CRAZY PARTY TIIIIIIIME!". Be a good Irish person Sunni! Make us proud!

wow no icons aside from creepy default today. i'm surprised i can TYPE today. i'm SO INCREDIBLY PROUD OF MYSELF. WHEEEEEE!

[gemius.insanejournal.com]

where the hell are you? i come online and you aren't anywhere and we have a hold and an application soon and you aren't anywhere. i hate you and your stray catting, you'd better have a liver explosion or something.

[thisisalex]

um i totally know about the annie hold right? oh man i'm preeeeeetty drunk. i shoudl send you the link to the schoolyard songs!

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=H7CWSMCH
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9P4FCGL0
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=JLASSPM4
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6P5UO0DP
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NV9J837V
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GYLZNRQ8
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ELB3KU1S
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZD95JUC7
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7BJ2NM8J
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=53I1RB3X
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9VM6JRRB
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8VULLX90
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4J27CGG5
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=M7QIDTLN
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=YT8IODEB

THOSE ARE ALL SCHOOLYARD HEROES AND GNARKILL SONGS K?

oh man i shoudln't even be watching tv right now. "it's a night, prom night"! he went to jail after his prom even though i had mine like two years ago with a really normal dairy farmer whose sheep were on fire or something? yeah. pretty normal yet vaguely gay lmao.