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oh my god my tattoo is itchy. make it stoppppp.

HOW DID YOUR PARENTS TAKE IT, BTW? I was wondering about this today.

AND, UM. Calamine lotion? Would that work?

I haaaven't told my dad yet, but I called and told my mom after I got it. She knew I wanted to get one for a while, and she was just kind of like, "Well, I'm glad you waited until after I had a glass of wine," but she really was just glad that it wasn't like some seedy place, but somewhere that Emma at least trusted and that I'd discussed it with Doug, who knows about tattoos and everything. My dad...isn't too hot on tattoos so I'm not letting him know yet.

I have lotion! You have to put lotion on it to make sure it doesn't dry out! It just itches. =\

The ghosts you created are calling you out....

Your screams could raise the dead!

If I'm not mistaken, you've torn my heart out two times now.

If you could live 1,000 lives I'd watch you die 1,000 times.

It's true, my dear, you've spread my blood like a whores mascara.

Serial killers know how to shake it!

Death calls the insects crawl out the hole in your face where the lies poured out.

Can't be bothered to change accounts anymore.

Fantastic wounds decorate your armssss.

Now watch me hack up my fucking spleen because my lungs are already gone.

....dude, stop dying.

I WOULD LIKE TO. i have the gygax.

NO GYGAX.

What's it offf?

PS slap your tattoo! it helps so, so, so much (but your friends may never let you live it down. laura thought it was hilarious.)

It's a line from an Aiden song! Which...I know sounds obsessive, but me and Emma decided that following them around Texas was an ~*~expeeerience~*~ to remember. It's on my back so it's probably harder to reach, but I've been like...poking it when it itchessss.

IT'S NOT OBSESSIVE.

...hai rory.

you should have gotten it on your ass, no one questions if you itch that

OR MY BOOBS. 'cept your not supposed to itch it.

you mean those little thimbles stuck to the front of your body, alex?

they're mosquito bites tyvm. SHAY FIX MY SICK. I HAVE THE GYGAX.

D: I'M SICK TOOOO IF THAT HELPS.

but omg did you hear about patrick swayze

what about hiiim? he didn't die too did he??

he has pancreatic cancer! D:

oh no! mel brooks didn't get to him too did he? )=

...um you're.

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