thisisalex | (no subject)

Do you guys realize how much I love playing Riley on the anon posts? SO MUCH. Rosy ends up taking over because Riley does not do the serious conversations and she is a flighty fuck, but Riley also loves like lighting a fuse and walking away. She has no problem with starting a shit-talking thread about Chris that ended with multiple people getting their feelings hurt. She still thinks he’s a stupidface.

I was actually expecting her to be bitchier last time, but she was drinking and hanging with Levi and they were being fun cute inclusive encouraging gaynons, and this time she got to curl up on her bed and be like “lol no here are my real feelings and they are mean.” For most of the post, she’s obvious as fuck about how CUTE AND FUN SHE IS AND HOW MUCH SHE LOVES EVERYONE!!! but then she’ll turn all bitchy mean girl Slytherin about people she loves (no seriously she loves Cecil, SHE DOESN’T WANT TO HURT HIS FEELINGS, she just apparently does not take kindly to people using others as bad guys, which is why she gets in constant screaming fights with her mom but also won’t listen to her dad) and since it’s anon she doesn’t think it should count. Anon isn’t real you guys.

Also, apparently Riley has a lot of lists.

I guarantee you 85% of those lists are ranking butts.

Riley is a catty, pink-haired lesbian Tina Belcher.