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[thisisalex]

A conversation Shalemma had with Sunni. We couldn't stop, and it went on for like an hour. Ha, and it's too big, so it's gotta be split.

a very famous plan says:

SUNNI DO YOU RECOGNIZE MY DISPLAY NAME BTW?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT.

Alixz, did you know that your current display name can be anagrammed to read "puny, foamy larvae"?

a very famous plan says:

...no i did not

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

hahahaha

a very famous plan says:

BUT DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT'S FROM?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

OTHER THAN THAT, NO. I thought it might be an anagram for something so I went to work at rearranging it.

NON. D:

a very famous plan says:

IT'S FROM HELP!

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

OH!!

WOULD YOU BELIEVE

a very famous plan says:

i got it for christmas!

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

THAT I HAVE NOT SEEN HELP?

a very famous plan says:

zomg

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

 SO DID I!!

a very famous plan says:

it pwns

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

BUT I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET.

BRAINTWINS!

a very famous plan says:

KICK ASS

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

KIND OF.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

i got haggard and fawlty towers!

a very famous plan says:

I GOT HER HAGGARD!

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

YAY FAWLTY TOWERS!

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

HAGGARD RULES

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

It can also be rearranged to spell "Seaman flavor? Yup!"

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

hahahahahahahahahahahah

a very famous plan says:

...

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

....hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

a very famous plan says:

-dies-

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

...

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

sunni

just what IS seaman flavour?

a very famous plan says:

BUT BASICALLY THEY HAVE A PLAN TO SAVE RINGO FROM BEING SACRIFICED

Jay-Zed says:

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

a very famous plan says:

AND IT'S 'A VERY FAMOUS PLAN'

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

I'M GUESSING THEY TASTE LIKE SALT.

a very famous plan says:

.....................

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

Oh!!

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

BECAUSE THEY SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN THE OCEAN.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

so seaman taste like salt?

Jay-Zed says:

lksdjflksdjfa;sdlkjfao;ijwoiejlkmls;dfjasldkfjsad;fojweoifja;lkfjasdlkfj

a very famous plan says:

oh sunni you are hours of entertainment

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

*isdying*

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

...

Jay-Zed says:

-dies dead-

a very famous plan says:

-died one comment ago-

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

EWWWW, THIS ONE IS GROSS.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

so salty because of hte ocean huh?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

"Vapory anal fumes".

Jay-Zed says:

i have to go piss or i will do it all over myself laughing

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

*flails*

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

...

a very famous plan says:

percy: ...i will not allow alex to write me until she stops laughing at this.

me: OH LIKE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD A DIRTY JOKE BEFORE PERCY. LOOK AT YOUR BROTHERS.

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

POOR PERCY.

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

I WILL MARRY HIM IF AUDREY DOESN'T WANT TO.

a very famous plan says:

hahaha

percy: we can do crosswords on our honeymoon!

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

YAY!

a very famous plan says:

...i really don't know if percy's a virgin or not.

like... he had a girlfriend for a few years there

but, on the other hand

he's percy

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

TRUE.

a very famous plan says:

so it's really hard to figure out

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

HE'S DEEP AND COMPLEX.

Jay-Zed says:

BACK

...

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

SO SUNNI

a very famous plan says:

because, in the modern world, with most people, you can't expect someone to date for like four years and NOT sleep together

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

JUST SALT?

a very famous plan says:

but...he's percy

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

have you licked seamen to find this out or are you just guessing?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

...

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

ican'thelpit

a very famous plan says:

I JUST CHOKED ON MY COOKIE

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

AND FISH?

a very famous plan says:

...tuna?

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

so salt and fish?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

AND PIRATES.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

...pirates have a taste?

a very famous plan says:

the porn?

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

have you tasted pirates too?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

...Maybe.

Jay-Zed says:

they taste like seamen

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

...

I HAVE TASTED NO ONE.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

well...only some of them shay

the rest were in singapore

Jay-Zed says:

hehehehehehe

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

so seaman tastes like salt, tuna and pirates?

right sunni?

a very famous plan says:

oh god percy won't let me write him until this conversation is over.

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

...

MAYBE NOT PIRATES.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

i can't just let it go

i can't

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

It depends on the person.

a very famous plan says:

oh it's totally understandable emma

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

so the pirate taste would depend on the seaman?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

I DUNNO

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

YOU STARTED THIS

i just want to know

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

ARE YOU PLANNING ON LICKING ANY PIRATES?

AND ARE PREPARING YOUR PALATE?

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

i dunno? sounds like you are

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

NO

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

so you don't want to lick seamen just for scientific research?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

...

a very famous plan says:

wampa: i did that in the name of scientific research and never returned.

me: BACK TO YOUR CORNER.

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

SEAMEN WOULD PROBABLY TASTE LIKE SALT AND FISH. AND OLD SEA LEGENDS.

AND THAT IS ALL I CAN THINK OF.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

hehehehehehehehe

a very famous plan says:

...gehehehehehehehehe

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

this is one of the best conversations ever

a very famous plan says:

i can't just screencap it

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

...

Jay-Zed says:

what if they ate a lot of fruit

a very famous plan says:

because... there's a lot to screencap

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

 LIKE IN THE MAGIC SCHOOLBUS?

a very famous plan says:

what about asparagus?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

Where Arnold ate all the carrots or cheezies or something and turned orange?

Jay-Zed says:

...

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

And that's why flamingos are pink, too! Because of all the shrimp they eat.

When I was eight I wanted to do an experiment like that.

To see if I could turn myself orange.

a very famous plan says:

...so then what colour would the seamen be

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

you wanted to eat seaman at age eight

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

NO

a very famous plan says:

if they ate a lot of shrimp?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

I WANTED TO EAT CARROTS.

AND NOTHING BUT CARROTS.

a very famous plan says:

...

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

WELL, I'm not sure if this applies to humans as well, to be honest. IN THEORY it should, though.

So I guess enough shrimp - and ONLY shrimp - could turn someone pink.

a very famous plan says:

so if the diet consisted only of shrimp

Jay-Zed says:

what if they ate a lot of banans?

.. bananas

a very famous plan says:

then the seamen might be pink?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

 

...ANYONE

IN THEORY

I will look this up.

 dude im not chris was added to this conversation. Handwriting is no longer supported because not all participants can view handwritten messages. Handwritten messages will be sent as text.

 

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

so fish, salt and pirates

a very famous plan says:

hahahaha libby has to get in on this

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

and it might be pink

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

HI LIBBY!

a very famous plan says:

the seamen might be pink if they only ate shrimp

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

well thats understandable

a very famous plan says:

is she looking up bananas/

*?

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

it might kill the fishy taste

a very famous plan says:

better than tuna

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

I'm looking up if it can be done to humans as well!

Jay-Zed says:

what, if seamen can be shrimpified?

a very famous plan says:

if it's cold enough

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

SHRIMPIFIED

dude im not chris says:

meebo didn't flash at me!

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

HI LIBBY!

dude im not chris says:

hi!

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

Flamingoes are born with grey feathers!

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

...so would seaman start out as grey in this idea?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

FLAMINGOES PRODUCE MILK. Like pidgeons. That's kind of gross but I will let it slide in the wake of my Sunnimission.

a very famous plan says:

...

do seamen produce milk?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

In Ancient Rome, flamingo tongues were considered a delicacy.

...

Jay-Zed says:

i think they might.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

well at least some of them

a very famous plan says:

i wouldn't drink it though

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

god me either

a very famous plan says:

swallow or spit, but don't let it sit

Jay-Zed says:

it might taste salty

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

it'd have to be drank fast

it dies up pretty quick i bet

Jay-Zed says:

bet it leaves a nasty stain

a very famous plan says:

phil could do it, but he'd feel really ashamed of himself afterwards.

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

(...

*-(

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

hahahah

i bet johnny would be there to watch

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

HEY GUYS

a very famous plan says:

and maddy

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

I INVENTED A CLOWN EMOTICON

<:o)*

a very famous plan says:

that clown just had some seamen

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

Although in Trillian, half of it shows up as an actual picture. But mine is more decorative.

Jay-Zed says:

hahahahahahahaha

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

...

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

hehehehhehhe

a very famous plan says:

oh god poor percy, i'm sorry, i'll finish writing you in a few minutes

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

there is just...too much to cap for this

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

...

a very famous plan says:

this conversation is just...an experience that can't be relayed to others

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

...

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

sunni, go taste some seaman and tell us how it goes

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

NO.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

im sure there has to be some in canada

a very famous plan says:

not in bags though

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

I want a Rubik's Cube. But one that actually works, because our is so old that it needs oiling or something.

You can barely turn it.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

try seaman

they could help

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

...

a very famous plan says:

i'm not too sure seamen have too many uses

i mean, there's like... the one

and... the one

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

This is true. Rubik's Cubes would help them on their long nights at sea.

a very famous plan says:

LONG nightws

*nights

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

Now I want to play a sailor.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

hehehehehehehehehee

sunni wants to rp seaman?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

Who does Rubik's Cubes.

YES

WAIT NO

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

hahaahahahahahaha

how would you play them?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

I mean that it would be an HP game or something, but my character would happen to be a sailor.

Who would just be at sea 90% of the time.

a very famous plan says:

my grandpa was a sailor

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

And updating from his/her ship!

a very famous plan says:

a seaman

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

YAY!

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

so he would be around a lot of seaman?

a very famous plan says:

though technically, weren't we all at one point?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

MAYBE

Although he could sail solo.

I can't decide.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

but solo seaman isn't that much fun

ohgodthisisjustamazing

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

WHAT IS?

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

NOTHING

Jay-Zed says:

we all come from seamen

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

...KAY

a very famous plan says:

could he have a pet swallow?

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

they started the world

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

HE COULD

ALTHOUGH

I would probably choose a falcon.

Jay-Zed says:

would he play the card game spit a lot? because the seaman is bored at sea?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY THAT.

SO, NO.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

he could play spit with swallow

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

I have learnt my lesson about writing scenes in which characters play card games I know nothing about.

a very famous plan says:

ooh, swallow sounds smart

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

well most people would believe swallow is smart

a very famous plan says:

but i think i'd rather play spit

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

but spit can get messy

a very famous plan says:

hm, true, i've played it and it got all over the floor

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

How do you play spit, anyway?

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

hehehehehehehe

a very famous plan says:

you go really fast

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

What is it most like?

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

*is dying*

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

The only thing I know about it is that when my sister and I were big Olsen twin fans, back when I was nine or something, the Olsens said they liked to play spit.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

hahahahahahahah

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

And I've always wondered how you play it.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

the olsens like to spit?

i bet they could play with seaman

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

And yet I have no desire to look it up.

Meh.

OR CYCLISTS

BECAUSE ASHLEY OLSEN IS APPARENTLY DATING LANCE ARMSTRONG.

a very famous plan says:

...

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

WHICH KIND OF DISTURBS ME.

a very famous plan says:

does she play spit with him?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

...I DUNNO

a very famous plan says:

do they have seamen friends?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

...MAYBE

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

hehehehehehehe

Jay-Zed says:

i think ashley olsen is the type to welcome seamen with open arms.

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

Michel Gondry did a YouTube video of him solving a Rubik's Cube with his feet, but it turned out that he just mixed up a solved Cube and then ran the video backwards.

a very famous plan says:

yeah i'm really inclined to agree

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

i think both olsens would love seaman

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

Although if you ask me, doing ANYTHING to a Rubik's Cube with your feet is pretty impressive.

HE HAS SKILLZ.

a very famous plan says:

percy: CAN I BE PLAYED YET?

 

 folie à deux has been added to the conversation.

 

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

no we must talk of seaman

a very famous plan says:

so what does lindsay think of seamen?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

HI LINDSAY!

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

does she know that it tastes of salt and fish?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT PIRATES.

a very famous plan says:

no, we're talking about seamen

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

pink seamen

a very famous plan says:

and their flavor

Jay-Zed says:

they're both salty though

a very famous plan says:

they probably at least smell like tuna

Jay-Zed says:

from the sea

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

Well, duh.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

i bet they have crabs

 

 Kelly has been added to the conversation.

 

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

HI!

Kelly says:

hi

a very famous plan says:

they should keep swallows, instead of parrots

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

does kelly know about seaman tasting like fish, salt and crabs?

a very famous plan says:

don't you think?

and they smell like tuna!

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

MINE WOULD KEEP A FALCON, I SAID.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

and they dry off quick too

dude im not chris says:

its so true

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

and play spit with their swallows

Kelly says:

what?

a very famous plan says:

and the olsen twins welcome seamen with open arms

Jay-Zed says:

pleasenooneruinit

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

I should probably pack away the Festivus pole now.

a very famous plan says:

and love to play spit

folie à deux says:

LMAO

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

Although technically no one pinned the head of the household, so Festivus is still going.

Kelly says:

lmao

dude im not chris says:

yay pink

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

YAY!

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

i wonder if seman can pin the head of the household

a very famous plan says:

did you eat lots of shrimp libby?

dude im not chris says:

can u see this?

is it a pretty purple?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT, ALIXZ.

Jay-Zed says:

is it bad to clear your ears out with paper clips?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

IT IS.

dude im not chris says:

meebo is weird

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

WELL

Not purple, exactly.

UM YES

a very famous plan says:

...-whistles-

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

YES IT IS.

dude im not chris says:

what is it?

Jay-Zed says:

OH WELL

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

It's bad to clear our your ears with paper clips.

Kelly says:

i found orange!

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

...ARE YOU SERIOUSLY DOING THAT, SHAY?

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

yay orange

Jay-Zed says:

... yes

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

YOU MIGHT GO DEAF.

a very famous plan says:

kelly just ate carrots

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

someone has been lickinga lot of seaman

a very famous plan says:

IT'S OKAY SHAY

I'VE DONE THAT

Jay-Zed says:

HOW?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

THIS IS TRUE.

...YOU HAVE, ALIXZ?

Kelly says:

i so did

Jay-Zed says:

heheehhe i canne hear!

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

DON'T DO IIIIT

USE A Q-TIP

a very famous plan says:

YOU JUST NEED TO BE ABLE TO SEE

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

HEARING IS FOR SUCKAS

Jay-Zed says:

it's the big kind!

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

BUT THEN YOU CAN'T HEAR THE MUSIC

OR THE MUZAK

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

but you can play spit with a swallow

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

...The big kind?

How big are they?

a very famous plan says:

i wish i could copy-paste the highlights of this conversation

but...i really don't know what to include

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

hahaha

the whole freaking thing?

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

We so infrequently speak of pirates.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

hahaha

or seaman

a very famous plan says:

hahahahaha

Jay-Zed says:

dude i have this whole thing saved

ilutrillian

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

Wait, Shay, did you unravel the paperclip?

Jay-Zed says:

no.

a very famous plan says:

sorry lucky, i'm logging out for a second

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

we should have more seaman conversations

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

WELL, THAT'S A LITTLE BETTER, AT LEAST.

a very famous plan says:

i stopped saving my convos because it took forever

er

took up too much space

or whatever

Jay-Zed says:

IM JUST DIGGING WITH THE SMALLER END OF IT

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

Trillian stopped saving my conversations! And I don't know why. Because I'm pretty sure it's still checked to save in options.

SHAY, YOU ARE GROSS

a very famous plan says:

SHE'S MY BRAINTWIN'S WHAT SHE IS

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

I CAN'T BELIEVE I MARRIED YOU.

HEY, IT'S SNOWING!

a very famous plan says:

change your name to audrey and you can marry percy!

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

Or it was snowing earlier tonight!

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

WILL THE SEAMAN FREEZE NOW?

Jay-Zed says:

hehehehe ilualexi

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

The car is covered in fresh snow.

a very famous plan says:

is it white and pure?

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

i bet they get cold in the snow

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

...

YES IT IS

a very famous plan says:

i bet they hide away from the snow

Jay-Zed says:

oh fuck

im bleeeding out of my eeear

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

...thats what the seaman said

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

DDDDD:

a very famous plan says:

the shrimps shrivel up

dude im not chris says:

jamie lynn is getting married

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

Really?

To the father?

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

..i should chronical my big hair saga cause its getting insane now

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

IF IT'S NOT THE FATHER THAT WOULD BE KIND OF A FUNNY TWIST.

dude im not chris says:

yeah it is lol

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

He's a pipe layer!

...I can't believe I know that.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

...haha i read that as pipe player

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

BUT HE IS.

He lays pipes.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

and wondered if he was a seaman

a very famous plan says:

hahahahahaha

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

...

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

seaman play pipes often

not much else to do really out there on the ocean

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

Rubik's Cubes!

a very famous plan says:

except eat shrimp

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

TRUE.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

and play with swallows

a very famous plan says:

spit!

Me, you and Mussorgsky says:

IT'S A LONELY LIFE AT SEA.

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

spit with swallows

those poor lonely seamen

a very famous plan says:

some start licking each other

you can grease your gnome but you can't grease anyone elses gnome says:

at least there is usually a lot of them