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[thisisalex]

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
It's the back end of our property with an ewok photoshopped in!

Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
A crapton. My family bonds over television. Um, there's mine, Courtney's, living room, family room, and my mom's room, so 5!

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
right bitches.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
JUST MY HEART.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
um. my stepsister? she likes to climb all over me.

Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
i fell off a horse and hit my head on the fence once!

BULLPLOPOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
hell no. i don't want it to end up being disappointed my the mundaneness of it all. i'd rather imagine i'm going to have an EXCITING DEATH.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
STRUMMER BATMAN.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
shay. shay looks best on me.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
i've got an oral fixation bb.

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
um, of course?

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
dude, my grandpa's missing one of his little fingers, doesn't seem so bad to me. AND IT'S MORE MONEY TO STALK TINY BANDS FROM NEARBY DUDE.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
um. probably. i can still rp, right?

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
hell yes.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
dude wtf yes?

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
uh i don't think so.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
it's either a roll of quarters, or i'm just happy to see you.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
nope, but that's part of the ♥

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
uh carpet everywhere. it's a freaking manufactured home, we don't have hardwood.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
I DON'T SHOWER. ASK EMMA.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
uh, two, but i never wear them because i live in humbold county. the freaking emerald triangle. BEHIND THE REDWOOD CURTAIN. TEMPERATE RAINFOREST BITCH. i was sad i didn't bring a pair to texas with me, but i probably would have left them in corpus with EVERYTHING ELSE.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
emma, from the schoolyard show!

Q: Last person who called you?
also emma from the schoolyard show, so i could hear the last song!

Q: Person you hugged?
um... i dunno.

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
TWELVE? I DUNNO.

Q: Season?
summah. it actually gets warm!

Q: Color?
bluuuueeee.

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
ALL OF YOU BITCHES.

Q: Mood?
HUNGRY.

Q: Listening to?
bryan white! though this meme is making me think of that regina spektor song and i'm singing it in my head.

Q: Watching?
THE COMPUTER SCREEN.

Q: Worrying about?
peeing. because it's difficult for me.

Q: Wearing?
um, a sweatshirt from alaska, a "mind the gap" shirt from london, and PANTS I HAD TO PUT ON D=

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
SCHOOL. AND THEN HOME. MY LIFE IS BORING.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
eat. or pee. i think pee wins.

Q: Do you smile often?
EW NO.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
NOT RIGHT NOW NO. i've pretty much just been a bitch today. IT'S FUN. =D