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thisisalex) wrote2008-04-08 02:30 am
thisisalex) wrote2008-04-08 02:30 am
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I STOLE THIS FROM MYSELF.
DIRECTIONS: Before clicking the cut, make a list of 12 of your RP characters, past or present. After you've made the list, click the cut and read the survey questions and my answers.
1. Burton Jones (![[insanejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/ij-userinfo.gif)
limeswithorange)
2. Kirley Duke (mushroom_samba)
3. Xavier Jordan (rhythmandblues)
4. Zacharias Smith (dumbstruckpuff)
5. Percy Weasley (percepi)
6. Hestia Jones (took)
7. Tank Villiana-Aubrey (tanqueray)
8. Chewie Evgenyev (wookiee)
9. Ani Jones (morphinified)
10. Wampa Jones (knifeblood)
11. Strummer Duke (mescalero)
12. Ash Jones (kashyyyk)
1) Who would make a better college professor: 6 (Hes) or 11 (Strummer)?
No question it's Hes. I love Strummer because he's an adorable fool, but he is a fool. At least Hes is smart, and she could discipline the class. Strummer would just be texting all his friends. Friends who were probably in that class, even.
2) Do you think 2 (Kirls) is hot? How hot?
Oh Kirley Kirley Kirley. I wouldn't say Sid was ugly, but the man wasn't hot.
3) 12 (Ash) sends 8 (Chewie) on a mission. What is it, and do they succeed?
Ash was sent on a mission to get his dad's teeth back from Jacen, since apparently Ani has been without his teeth for a few weeks now, but he's far too much of a pushover, despite the fact that he's like massive, and he never managed to convince him to give them back. So, of course, he called Chewie in for help, because Chewie will do anything for money. Chewie probably wouldn't succeed because he would end up getting distracted, but he just might come back with a cool glass eye!
4) What is, or would be, the favourite book of 9 (Ani)?
Hop on Pop. Because I don't think Ani reads. At all. He's kind of an ADD idiot with brain damage and drugs.
5) Would it make more sense for 2 (Kirls) to swear fealty to 6 (Hes), or the other way around?
Um, Kirley to Hes. Hes would just manipulate him and probably convince him to accidentally swear a fealty to her, and also give her power of attorney. Kirley wouldn't know what the fuck that even meant.
6) For some reason, 5 (Percy) is looking for a roommate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9 (Ani) or 10 (Wampa)?
Oh man, Percy would not get along with Ani. I mean, even if his biggest drug habits are just pot and prescription drugs (and not prescription drugs bought off the street, his own prescriptions), Percy certainly would not approve of the level to which Ani abuses them, and he would tell him that. Repeatedly. Until Ani tried to smother him in his sleep. Wampa and Percy, on the other hand would probably stay out of each other's business for the most part, even though I'm sure there are some things Wampa does that would make Percy a little uncomfortable, and with Wampa's schedule, I'm sure they would mostly just stay out of each others way. Plus, they could be smart little bitches together, and Wampa would end up telling Percy all about what he was doing in school, because Percy would actually want to listen to that shit.
7) 2 (Kirls), 7 (Tank), and 12 (Ash) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Haha, three different generations of SF/Nacht. They would probably discuss music, and Kirley would try to start an argument constantly because, in his experience, a dinner with people just isn't a dinner unless it ends in a fight. Tank and Ash are too sweet for that, though, so they all just make fun of short people, then end up fucking off on the bill even though they've all got money. It's just that none of them would feel like paying.
8) 3 (X) challenges 10 (Wampa) to a duel. What happens?
Ooh, this would actually be a good one. X is a blackbelt, Wampa's a fucking psycho. Whee! Well, of course, Wampa whips out the knife, and X whips out his... hands. I can imagine that Wampa's probably got a little hand-to-hand combat skills, and since he's got the weapon, he probably cuts the shit out of X, and his clothes. Of course, then X has to stop and admire his new look, and asks Wampa if he's a designer, because this distressed look is pretty hot, you know. Wampa, being the hypersensitive freak that he is, thinks that's a knock at his sexuality, so he tries to charge him with the knife, but X justpulls a Spike uses his own strength against him by stepping out of the way and knocking him down. Or knocking him off the cliff I just now decided they were probably fighting on, because it's convenient, and because X probably chose the location.
9) If 1 (Burton) stole 8 (Chewie)'s most precious possession, how would they get it back?
... Did Burton steal Chewie's cock? Because I swear, that's his most precious possession, aside from like... his children. Plus, he's fucking homeless, what else does he even have? Um. Well. Anyways. For the sake of the question, I'll just go with it. Chewie practically lives at the Jones place when he really can't be on the streets and needs a place to stay, and I can totally see him using that to his advantage. He would totally use Ani, too, because he knows Burton and Liz are overprotective of all their children, but they freak every time something happens with Ani, and he's naive and would probably take or do whatever Chewie gave him. He would probably get Ani hopped up on some fucked up drug, and, of course, this all just goes over spectacularly with his entire system. So Ani just has an amazing reaction to that, Chewie runs to get Liz and Burton, and, while they're distracted, he grabs hiscock most precious possession and runs off with it to go live in a dumpster for a week.
10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Tank) and 12 (Ash) both attain what they most desire.
I didn't realize Tank and Ash desired things. How about Lifestyles of the Unfortunately Named?
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Zach) and 1 (Burton) to work together?
Um, it would totally have to be something with the Vsegda, since... somehow Zach ended up in with the Soviet Crew. Oh man, I would have to use something totally lame for the Vsegda. I mean, "OUR FAVORITE HANGOUT SPOT IS GOING TO BE BULLDOZED! WE NEED TO HAVE A CAR WASH AND RAISE THE MONEY TO SAVE IT!!!"
12) If 7 (Tank) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I think we'd actually get along pretty well. Tank can come out with something surprisingly bitchy sometimes, considering how bouncy and adorable she is, but if you just brush that off she's a freaking doll. In fact, I'd probably get along with her like I do with Szash. I think Tank might actually be partially based off Szash.
13) If you could command 3 (X) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
DANCE FOR ME.
14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11 (Strummer), either in appearance or personality?
If any of you did, I'd love you forever. Strummer's a freaking doll and I want to hug him, but he's also naive and obsessed with texting and always updating his cell phone, which I don't think any of you are like. And I don't think any of you are a short, chubby, tattooed Mexican boy.
Or are you? (I'm looking at you, Sunni.)
15) If 2 (Kirls) had to choose sides between 4 (Zach) and 5 (Percy), which would it be?
Zach. Just because Percy looks stuck up, and even if Zach looks like he'd completely forget anyone helping him, and has been known to bash the Weird Sisters constantly, Percy's kind of the anti-punk. Kirley would hate himself for going with him.
16) What might 10 (Wampa) shout while charging into battle?
Oh he probably has a list of battle cries. Hell, he probably shouts them when he wakes up every morning, or when there's a bit of a scuffle going on at home. They're probably in Russian or German, too, because those are his favorite angry language, and are just single words, drawn out far too long, like "BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD" and "DEEEEEEEEEEATH" and "FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
17) If you chose a song to represent 8 (Chewie) which song would you choose?
This fucker claims all the songs. So far he's got Believe by Aiden and Close Yet Far by CKY.
18) 1 (Burton), 6 (Hes), and 12 (Ash) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Since Ash is Burton's grandson, he would probably immediately pull back and offer it to him, while Ash is just too nice and would be telling Burton to take it. And while they're politely pushing it back and forth, Hes uses them sneaky Slytherin skillz to get that bitch.
19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Kirls) to use on 10 (Wampa)?
"Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?"
20) What would 5 (Percy) most likely be arrested for?
Oh for the love of crap, Percy is the ONE character on this list who would never be arrested at all. But I'm going to have to blame Charlie for this one. He would probably come over one day and people would charge in, charging Charlie with keeping illegal dragons in his flat, and Percy would end up getting roped in with him.
21) What is 6 (Hes)'s secret?
Reg was the "other man" for a few weeks there, before she broke up with Di.
22) If 11 (Strummer) and 9 (Ani) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
That one seems to be pretty close. If we're talking about a footrace, Ani's pretty speedy in his wheelchair, and Strummer's not that fit, so as long as Ani could use his chair, it would be him. Then again, you know he hates to push that thing, so he would get tired of pushing and just pull off to the side, while I can see Strummer getting constantly distracted by his phone anyways. Ani would probably win a footrace, though, because he would end up getting Pirate to push him, or just get an electric chair.
If we're talking about something like "THE TREASURE IS BURIED UNDER A GIANT T!" then, well, let's see what we've got. Neither can drive (and neither should), public transportation isn't very accessible for Ani where he lives and Strummer would be too afraid to use it. And he would get lost. But Strummer has a scooter and thinks Paul McCartney is his butler. Oh god, now I can see Strummer just running over to Paul's house and going "-knock knock knock- Paul. -knock knock knock- Paul. -knock knock knock- PAAAUL." /big bang theory
... I still don't really know the answer to that one. Both are idiots. Both lose. But that was a fun journey, wasn't it?
23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Tank) or 8 (Chewie)?
Tank is really tall and tough, having practically been raised in a mosh pit, but she would probably piss people off by trying to be their best friends and psychoanalyze why they live the way they do. Chewie's a nice guy and a whore, but he's a street kid and I would feel much better with him at my side. As long as he didn't tell me halfway through that he knocked up that drug dealer with a knife's girlfriend and he's been looking for him.
24) 1 (Burton) and 9 (Ani) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4 (Zach)'s sinister secret organization. 11 (Strummer) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4 (Zach). Meanwhile, 4 (Zach) has kidnapped 12 (Ash) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Percy), they seek out 3 (X), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
So I feel the need to get the plot straight first. Burton and Ani form a father-son team to save the world from the Vsegda, which Zach has taken over and is trying to totally corrupt. Strummer was one of Zach's BFFs in the Vsegda (different games, I know, but bear with me here... you one person who will get this), so he says he'll spy for Zach and goes to "help" Burton and Ani, but since he sucks at lying and he accidentally sends a super secret spy text to Ani instead of Zach, his super sekrit spy (not Spy) plot gets discovered. Since that failed, Zach kidnaps Ani's son to try and force them to give up and let him do as he wishes with their Soviet mob. Of course Liz freaks out, so Percy, who doesn't like Zach discussing the plural of penis constantly when he's trying to hold a civil conversation with Hermione, and because Kirley sided with him on a very important matter, tells them to seek out X, and he'll get them what he needs to stop Zach. And what is it that X has? Something shiny. Zach immediately bounces off after it and all is forgotten.
So what would it be called? Ain't Nothin' to Fuck With.
DIRECTIONS: Before clicking the cut, make a list of 12 of your RP characters, past or present. After you've made the list, click the cut and read the survey questions and my answers.
1. Burton Jones (
limeswithorange)2. Kirley Duke (
mushroom_samba)3. Xavier Jordan (
rhythmandblues)4. Zacharias Smith (
dumbstruckpuff)5. Percy Weasley (
percepi)6. Hestia Jones (
took)7. Tank Villiana-Aubrey (
tanqueray)8. Chewie Evgenyev (
wookiee)9. Ani Jones (
morphinified)10. Wampa Jones (
knifeblood)11. Strummer Duke (
mescalero)12. Ash Jones (
kashyyyk)1) Who would make a better college professor: 6 (Hes) or 11 (Strummer)?
No question it's Hes. I love Strummer because he's an adorable fool, but he is a fool. At least Hes is smart, and she could discipline the class. Strummer would just be texting all his friends. Friends who were probably in that class, even.
2) Do you think 2 (Kirls) is hot? How hot?
Oh Kirley Kirley Kirley. I wouldn't say Sid was ugly, but the man wasn't hot.
3) 12 (Ash) sends 8 (Chewie) on a mission. What is it, and do they succeed?
Ash was sent on a mission to get his dad's teeth back from Jacen, since apparently Ani has been without his teeth for a few weeks now, but he's far too much of a pushover, despite the fact that he's like massive, and he never managed to convince him to give them back. So, of course, he called Chewie in for help, because Chewie will do anything for money. Chewie probably wouldn't succeed because he would end up getting distracted, but he just might come back with a cool glass eye!
4) What is, or would be, the favourite book of 9 (Ani)?
Hop on Pop. Because I don't think Ani reads. At all. He's kind of an ADD idiot with brain damage and drugs.
5) Would it make more sense for 2 (Kirls) to swear fealty to 6 (Hes), or the other way around?
Um, Kirley to Hes. Hes would just manipulate him and probably convince him to accidentally swear a fealty to her, and also give her power of attorney. Kirley wouldn't know what the fuck that even meant.
6) For some reason, 5 (Percy) is looking for a roommate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9 (Ani) or 10 (Wampa)?
Oh man, Percy would not get along with Ani. I mean, even if his biggest drug habits are just pot and prescription drugs (and not prescription drugs bought off the street, his own prescriptions), Percy certainly would not approve of the level to which Ani abuses them, and he would tell him that. Repeatedly. Until Ani tried to smother him in his sleep. Wampa and Percy, on the other hand would probably stay out of each other's business for the most part, even though I'm sure there are some things Wampa does that would make Percy a little uncomfortable, and with Wampa's schedule, I'm sure they would mostly just stay out of each others way. Plus, they could be smart little bitches together, and Wampa would end up telling Percy all about what he was doing in school, because Percy would actually want to listen to that shit.
7) 2 (Kirls), 7 (Tank), and 12 (Ash) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Haha, three different generations of SF/Nacht. They would probably discuss music, and Kirley would try to start an argument constantly because, in his experience, a dinner with people just isn't a dinner unless it ends in a fight. Tank and Ash are too sweet for that, though, so they all just make fun of short people, then end up fucking off on the bill even though they've all got money. It's just that none of them would feel like paying.
8) 3 (X) challenges 10 (Wampa) to a duel. What happens?
Ooh, this would actually be a good one. X is a blackbelt, Wampa's a fucking psycho. Whee! Well, of course, Wampa whips out the knife, and X whips out his... hands. I can imagine that Wampa's probably got a little hand-to-hand combat skills, and since he's got the weapon, he probably cuts the shit out of X, and his clothes. Of course, then X has to stop and admire his new look, and asks Wampa if he's a designer, because this distressed look is pretty hot, you know. Wampa, being the hypersensitive freak that he is, thinks that's a knock at his sexuality, so he tries to charge him with the knife, but X just
9) If 1 (Burton) stole 8 (Chewie)'s most precious possession, how would they get it back?
... Did Burton steal Chewie's cock? Because I swear, that's his most precious possession, aside from like... his children. Plus, he's fucking homeless, what else does he even have? Um. Well. Anyways. For the sake of the question, I'll just go with it. Chewie practically lives at the Jones place when he really can't be on the streets and needs a place to stay, and I can totally see him using that to his advantage. He would totally use Ani, too, because he knows Burton and Liz are overprotective of all their children, but they freak every time something happens with Ani, and he's naive and would probably take or do whatever Chewie gave him. He would probably get Ani hopped up on some fucked up drug, and, of course, this all just goes over spectacularly with his entire system. So Ani just has an amazing reaction to that, Chewie runs to get Liz and Burton, and, while they're distracted, he grabs his
10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Tank) and 12 (Ash) both attain what they most desire.
I didn't realize Tank and Ash desired things. How about Lifestyles of the Unfortunately Named?
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Zach) and 1 (Burton) to work together?
Um, it would totally have to be something with the Vsegda, since... somehow Zach ended up in with the Soviet Crew. Oh man, I would have to use something totally lame for the Vsegda. I mean, "OUR FAVORITE HANGOUT SPOT IS GOING TO BE BULLDOZED! WE NEED TO HAVE A CAR WASH AND RAISE THE MONEY TO SAVE IT!!!"
12) If 7 (Tank) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I think we'd actually get along pretty well. Tank can come out with something surprisingly bitchy sometimes, considering how bouncy and adorable she is, but if you just brush that off she's a freaking doll. In fact, I'd probably get along with her like I do with Szash. I think Tank might actually be partially based off Szash.
13) If you could command 3 (X) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
DANCE FOR ME.
14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11 (Strummer), either in appearance or personality?
If any of you did, I'd love you forever. Strummer's a freaking doll and I want to hug him, but he's also naive and obsessed with texting and always updating his cell phone, which I don't think any of you are like. And I don't think any of you are a short, chubby, tattooed Mexican boy.
Or are you? (I'm looking at you, Sunni.)
15) If 2 (Kirls) had to choose sides between 4 (Zach) and 5 (Percy), which would it be?
Zach. Just because Percy looks stuck up, and even if Zach looks like he'd completely forget anyone helping him, and has been known to bash the Weird Sisters constantly, Percy's kind of the anti-punk. Kirley would hate himself for going with him.
16) What might 10 (Wampa) shout while charging into battle?
Oh he probably has a list of battle cries. Hell, he probably shouts them when he wakes up every morning, or when there's a bit of a scuffle going on at home. They're probably in Russian or German, too, because those are his favorite angry language, and are just single words, drawn out far too long, like "BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD" and "DEEEEEEEEEEATH" and "FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
17) If you chose a song to represent 8 (Chewie) which song would you choose?
This fucker claims all the songs. So far he's got Believe by Aiden and Close Yet Far by CKY.
18) 1 (Burton), 6 (Hes), and 12 (Ash) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Since Ash is Burton's grandson, he would probably immediately pull back and offer it to him, while Ash is just too nice and would be telling Burton to take it. And while they're politely pushing it back and forth, Hes uses them sneaky Slytherin skillz to get that bitch.
19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Kirls) to use on 10 (Wampa)?
"Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?"
20) What would 5 (Percy) most likely be arrested for?
Oh for the love of crap, Percy is the ONE character on this list who would never be arrested at all. But I'm going to have to blame Charlie for this one. He would probably come over one day and people would charge in, charging Charlie with keeping illegal dragons in his flat, and Percy would end up getting roped in with him.
21) What is 6 (Hes)'s secret?
Reg was the "other man" for a few weeks there, before she broke up with Di.
22) If 11 (Strummer) and 9 (Ani) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
That one seems to be pretty close. If we're talking about a footrace, Ani's pretty speedy in his wheelchair, and Strummer's not that fit, so as long as Ani could use his chair, it would be him. Then again, you know he hates to push that thing, so he would get tired of pushing and just pull off to the side, while I can see Strummer getting constantly distracted by his phone anyways. Ani would probably win a footrace, though, because he would end up getting Pirate to push him, or just get an electric chair.
If we're talking about something like "THE TREASURE IS BURIED UNDER A GIANT T!" then, well, let's see what we've got. Neither can drive (and neither should), public transportation isn't very accessible for Ani where he lives and Strummer would be too afraid to use it. And he would get lost. But Strummer has a scooter and thinks Paul McCartney is his butler. Oh god, now I can see Strummer just running over to Paul's house and going "-knock knock knock- Paul. -knock knock knock- Paul. -knock knock knock- PAAAUL." /big bang theory
... I still don't really know the answer to that one. Both are idiots. Both lose. But that was a fun journey, wasn't it?
23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Tank) or 8 (Chewie)?
Tank is really tall and tough, having practically been raised in a mosh pit, but she would probably piss people off by trying to be their best friends and psychoanalyze why they live the way they do. Chewie's a nice guy and a whore, but he's a street kid and I would feel much better with him at my side. As long as he didn't tell me halfway through that he knocked up that drug dealer with a knife's girlfriend and he's been looking for him.
24) 1 (Burton) and 9 (Ani) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4 (Zach)'s sinister secret organization. 11 (Strummer) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4 (Zach). Meanwhile, 4 (Zach) has kidnapped 12 (Ash) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Percy), they seek out 3 (X), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
So I feel the need to get the plot straight first. Burton and Ani form a father-son team to save the world from the Vsegda, which Zach has taken over and is trying to totally corrupt. Strummer was one of Zach's BFFs in the Vsegda (different games, I know, but bear with me here... you one person who will get this), so he says he'll spy for Zach and goes to "help" Burton and Ani, but since he sucks at lying and he accidentally sends a super secret spy text to Ani instead of Zach, his super sekrit spy (not Spy) plot gets discovered. Since that failed, Zach kidnaps Ani's son to try and force them to give up and let him do as he wishes with their Soviet mob. Of course Liz freaks out, so Percy, who doesn't like Zach discussing the plural of penis constantly when he's trying to hold a civil conversation with Hermione, and because Kirley sided with him on a very important matter, tells them to seek out X, and he'll get them what he needs to stop Zach. And what is it that X has? Something shiny. Zach immediately bounces off after it and all is forgotten.
So what would it be called? Ain't Nothin' to Fuck With.