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thisisalex) wrote2017-11-11 06:59 pm
thisisalex) wrote2017-11-11 06:59 pm
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SHINNY BOOT CAMP
The lake may not be frozen, and the first snowflakes of the season have yet to touch the ground, but it’s always winter in our cold, dead hearts, so why not play hockey. With the water still annoyingly thawed, co-organizers Rosy Stoker and Hazel Keating have invited all players, old and new, to the Quidditch pitch for some fun.
And by fun, we mean rules, drills, and pushing people around. Welcome to boot camp, maggots!
» HOCKEY 101: Are you new to the sport? Have you been out of the game for a while? Get schooled here! Rosy and Hazel will hit the basics and try to answer any burning questions you might have about the wild and whimsical sport known as Intramural Hockey.
» DRILLS: No skating lessons, but that doesn’t mean you can’t practice shooting, passing, safety, stick handling, all the little things.
MISCONDUCT: Learn what is and isn't acceptable for each badge level, and practice roughing each other up so no one gets hurt. Green badges, why don't you go get some hot chocolate?
» ANYTHING ELSE: Do you want to ask the bosses anything? Are you just there to spectate? Heckle? Hang out afterwards? Go here.
» ORGANIZERS: Don’t mind us, Rosy and Hazel are just talking shit about you over here.
» OOC - Questions, comments, concerns!
And by fun, we mean rules, drills, and pushing people around. Welcome to boot camp, maggots!
MINUTIAE
- Sign-ups are still open! Get official and sign up here.
- Skating lessons will have to wait, but Rosy and Hazel did freeze a small patch of grass so you can practice passing and puck handling, so there’s a little bit of realism involved here.
- Boot camp is by no means required for those who want to play shinny this season, but it’s highly recommended, especially if you’re new to the sport or could do with a refresher course.
- Behave yourselves, children! If you don't listen to your overlords, if you're doing something dangerous, or if they just think you're kind of being a dick, said overlords will boot you from boot camp and possibly hockey. Appeals to their humanity will not be accepted. This is not a democracy, this is a dictatorship.
- Fill out the form and post it here so Rosy and Hazel can better talk shit about you.
» HOCKEY 101: Are you new to the sport? Have you been out of the game for a while? Get schooled here! Rosy and Hazel will hit the basics and try to answer any burning questions you might have about the wild and whimsical sport known as Intramural Hockey.
» DRILLS: No skating lessons, but that doesn’t mean you can’t practice shooting, passing, safety, stick handling, all the little things.
» ANYTHING ELSE: Do you want to ask the bosses anything? Are you just there to spectate? Heckle? Hang out afterwards? Go here.
» ORGANIZERS: Don’t mind us, Rosy and Hazel are just talking shit about you over here.
» OOC - Questions, comments, concerns!